So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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