Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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