Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Randomize
