There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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