So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
And then he peed in my hair
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