you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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