We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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