I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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