STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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