So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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