She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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