Don't you send me to vm
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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