i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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