He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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