Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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