just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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