STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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