I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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