she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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