ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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