i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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