I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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