This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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