This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Randomize
