Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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