so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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