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he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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