She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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