Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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