So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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