He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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