Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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