I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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