Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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