when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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