now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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