This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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