Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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