No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
