tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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