i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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