is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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