Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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