I showed him my bush... on skype.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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