Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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