if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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