His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i think my tv is drunk
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
