Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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