I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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