maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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