He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
